What's your favorite sound?
The Ice Cream Truck
What’s your favorite thing to do when it’s raining?
Crank call escorts.
What’s your idea of the perfect first date?
Sex first, eat later...maybe.
If you could change one thing about New York, what would it be?
Bring drugs and prostitution back to Times Square.
Who’s your celebrity crush?
Ozzy from Survivor.
Who’s your celebrity look-alike?
Condoleezza Rice.
What’s your recipe for curing the blues?
Blow jobs.
Why’d you get into GAY nightlife?
Because I’m sleeping during the gay day-life.
If you were a drag queen what would your name and schtick be?
Publicity Jones and I only do Martika numbers.
How do you show your Gay Pride?
Kissing in public.
What song always puts a smile on your face?
“The Goonies ’R’ Good Enough” by Cyndi Lauper
Have your ever gotten in a fist fight?
Yes. With Princess Diandra at Barracuda. I won hands down, but she cut open my lip with her nails!
What’s the last thing that surprised you?
That they made The Grudge 2.
Do you have a personal slogan:
“If you smoke Newports, you’re probably shady.”
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